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alexc1ting:

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tweet from @koncertejo: "Did you know it's illegal to say "Elon Musk and his jet landed in San Jose, California five hours ago"? Completely illegal", with an image of Trevor Moore from the sketch "I Want to Kill the President of the United States"ALT
tweet: "Of course it isn't illegal for me to say it now, I'm just giving you a public service announcement that it's illegal to say that. But what *would* be illegal would be for me to say "l want you to kill Elon Musk in San Jose tonight", with Trevor Moore from the same skit, this time in close up.ALT
tweet: "But what wouldn't be illegal would be for me to say"with a rocket launcher", because that's its own sentence. What would be worse though would be to say that the best place to fire one would be from the roof of 88 E San Fernando", with Trevor Moore from the same skit, this time his eyes are wide, he's really warning you very very hard not to fire a rocket propelled grenade at Elon Musk from the roof of the building at 88 E San Fernando St, San Jose, CA 95113.ALT
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plaguedbyemails:

pathologising:

hot girls do this hot girls do that what about ugly girls what about hideously disgustingly foul looking girls what about them

we post on tumblr

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julianbashir:

looking at pictures of characters on my phone at night feels like this sometimes

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grydyne-ze:

bbcsherlock:

Those actually aren’t porn bots it’s the Seattle polycule they joined tumblr

The number after their username indicates the order in which they joined the polycule

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pronounstheclown:

pink beverages are scientifically perfect and pass through you like sand through the hourglass

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kanerallels:

“Not everything is about your blorbos” to you maybe. To me every other song and probably that car commercial is about them

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padfootstolemycrumpets-deactiva:

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glitchgeek:

Reblog to give a nonbinary person a warm cup of soup.

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Anonymous:

Do you tend to like villains because you're at your core immoral in your real life too

herssian:

herssian:

i like villains because they’re hot

oh yeah because i’m immoral too! sorry, forgot that part

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